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  1. The computer source code on this website is licensed under an MIT License. All other content is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License .
  2. Anything written on this website, unless specifically stated otherwise, is the opinion of Mr. Koser and not his employer.
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  9. The cow is not the state bird of Wisconsin.
  10. Mr. Koser understands that American grammar calls for periods (or “full stops”) to be placed inside the ending quotation mark for sentences ending with a quoted phrase, even if that phrase did not originally contain a period or “full stop”. Mr. Koser agrees instead with British grammar that allows the period to be placed outside the ending quotation mark, which he states is “visually clearer and intrinsically more logical”.
  11. Any references to weasels, stoats, martens, ferrets, minks, ermines, or other members of the subfamily Mustelinae can be safely ignored without losing the sense of the text. Contrarywise, all references to the family Anatidae should not under any circumstances, including force majeure, be removed, misconstrued, rationalized, or in any other way modified from the original text.
  12. Mr. Koser does not condone the following actions: cheese juggling, throwing a judicious elbow, and disemvowelling.
  13. İ ❤ ưņἷƈơɗể。
  14. All points following the first two are not valid in the state of California.
  15. Pronunciation Guide

    GIF
    jiff
    PHP
    foop
    RSS
    russ
    SQL
    squirrel
    URL
    earl